The Last One to Post Wins...it's BA-ACK!

[Lotus666]

That silly game everyone loves to play and waste time on...LOTPW!

*ahem* Which makes me the winner! :win2:

[Lord Destroyer]

Not for long, chumpette. :win2:

[Lotus666]

:win1: You said it, LOSER! :tit:

[Vodor]

guh

[Roz]

delusional

[Lord Destroyer]

Good term for you and Lotty, Roz - the term for me is WINNER! :win2:

[Cambria]

In your dreams!

[Roz]

not yet

[Lord Destroyer]

Still awake...and still winning! :p

[Nixxi]

Not for long you aint. I :win:

[Lord Destroyer]

You were saying, LOSER?

:win2:

[Roz]

Sorry...but no.

[Lord Destroyer]

That's right...no, you don't win! :p :p

[Roz]

neither do you mate

[Lord Destroyer]

Look who's talking.

:win2: :win2:

[Lotus666]

Exactly. :p

[Roz]

you were saying?

[Lord Destroyer]

I'm saying I'm winning, you're losing! :p :p

[Cambria]

And I'm saying you've been neglecting your pills again!

[Nixxi]

It is moi the winner! Don't even think you can win.. as It's mine!! :yes:

[Lotus666]

Nay, chookie... :no:

[Nixxi]

Un huh :yes:

[Lotus666]

I don't think so, Tim-eena! :no:

[Vodor]

guh

[Lotus666]

WTF? :laugh:

[Lord Destroyer]

I'll take that win while you're busy re-learning how to talk. :p :p

[Nixxi]

I win, I win!! :nana:

[Lotus666]

You don't, you don't! :no:

[Nixxi]

I do, I do :nana:

[Lotus666]

OOOOOOH no you don't! :nyuk:

[Lord Destroyer]

Yes, I will!

[Cambria]

And neither do you!

[Lotus666]

:nana: Non, mon Cammy cherie... :no:

[Lord Destroyer]

:win2: :win2:

[Lotus666]

:win1: :p

[Lord Destroyer]

Nope. Loser. Y...O...U... LOSER!!

http://gscentral.net/loser.jpg

:win2: :win2: :win2:

[Lotus666]

I can't HEAAAAAR you (over my winning applause)! :p

:win1: :win1: :win1:

[Lord Destroyer]

:ld: Get the wax outta your ears! I said I WIN!

:win1: :win2: :win1: :win2:

[Lotus666]

Ix nay, uddy bay! :no:

[Lord Destroyer]

Ou-yay ose-lay, ozo-bay! :p :p :p

[eld]

<-- winnar.

allo everyone =]

[Lord Destroyer]

Not by a long shot, bub.

:win1: :win2:

[eld]

or possibly, i am truly the nominal winner

[Lotus666]

El D ~ it's you! Hi Mate, long time no see - good to have you back! :)
(But I can't let ya win! :no: )

[Cambria]

Of course you can't, the win is mine!

[Lord Destroyer]

:boom: Cammy

Ya forgot those land mines again...

:win1: :win2:

[Lotus666]

Got to look out for them things in here - they're lethal!

*Plants one under LD for good measure!* :wicked:

[Lord Destroyer]

You wasted your time planting a land mine under a bush with one of my jackets on it.

Oldest trick in the book and you fell for it. :p :p :p

[Lotus666]

:lf: Damnation...

[Cambria]

Yeah! Sloppy work, Lotty!

[Lord Destroyer]

But a neat winner here! :p :p

[Lotus666]

Neat schmeat, my arse...I'm nicking the win and that's that! :nyuk:

[Lord Destroyer]

No way, Jose... :win1:

[Lotus666]

Yes way, Jose... :win2:

[Lord Destroyer]

:feck:

You're born to lose - that's that.

[Lotus666]

hahaha....ya cheeky pup! :boot:

[Lord Destroyer]

Thanks for booting me into the winner's circle with the win! :p :p

[Lotus666]

I don't think so, bub...
:kill:

[Lord Destroyer]

"I don't think" is right. It's because I KNOW I win.

:win1: :win2:

[Cambria]

I wouldn't be so sure if I were you.

[Lotus666]

Quite correct, Cammy! :yes:

[Lord Destroyer]

I am sure I'm winning and you're losing! :p :p

[Cambria]

And I'm very certain of the opposite.

[Lotus666]

LIkewise, I'm sure... :yes:

[Nixxi]

Ditto to that :yes:

[Lord Destroyer]

You're still losing, I'm still winning! :p :p

[Lotus666]

Reverse that, sunshine! :nana:

[Lord Destroyer]

Not a chance. :p :p

[Lotus666]

Ecnahc a ton? :wicked:

[Lord Destroyer]

You think talking backwards will undo it? You wish! :p :p

[Lotus666]

*wishes* :p :pom:

[Lord Finisher]

*bodyslams his way to victory*

Just like the greatest mayor ever!

(If you don't know who I'm talking about, play some more Final Fight!)

[Lotus666]

*Doesn't know what LF if talking about so takes win back!* :wicked:

[Lord Finisher]

*hands Lotty a lovable Jack Frost Doll, then yoinks victory*

[Lord Destroyer]

For taking what rightfully belongs to me, you get HEE HO death!

:win1: :win2:

[Lord Finisher]

*disco face stabs LD and yoinks victory*

[Lotus666]

*Sends out the Imp Minions to carry off her rightful win back to her...and watches them run off with the said win!*

Wretched little #%3*&#'s! :lf:

[Lord Finisher]

*dons the Dark Armor, and commands his minions to take the win back from the impudent woman with Imps*

[Lotus666]

You better not be recruiting my own imps to nick my win, else there'll be hell to pay, Mister! :p

[Lord Destroyer]

I think he was referring to the minions from Overlord.

Oh, and :win1: :win1:

[Lotus666]

Oh no, not so fast, bub... :no:

[Lord Destroyer]

That's right - I'm fast, you're slow!

:win1: :win2:

[Lotus666]

Not slow at the moment - up bright and early for my new job (and for my old win!)! :nana:

[Lord Destroyer]

And you won't be home for a while - long enough for me to snatch back my rightful win! :win1: :win2:

[Roz]

but not for long

[Lotus666]

Must be my turn again about now...thanks for holding it for me, Roz! ;)

[Lord Destroyer]

Too bad you lost your grip on it! :p :p

[Lotus666]

I think not... :no:

[Roz]

:bump: nope

[Lotus666]

:yes: You're right there, Roz - :no: you don't have it! :p

[Lord Destroyer]

Neither do you! :p :p :p

[Nixxi]

I win :pom::win2::pom:

[Lord Destroyer]

Get a job as an umpire, chump - they need more blind people.

:win1: :win2:

[Roz]

harsh, just for that you don't win either

[Lotus666]

I fully agree...so, I'll just be having that thanks, Roz! ;)

[Bluebottle]

So who won the last one?

No doubt I win this one though!

[Lord Destroyer]

No winner was declared before the big crash, unfortunately.

Therefore...the win is still up for grabs, and I just grabbed it!

[Lotus666]

Not anymore you haven't. :no:

Aye, the LOTPW's from BC (Before Crash) was nowhere near...so, we go again! :bad:

[Roz]

I didn't play last time, surely that means I win this one...beginner's luck and all.

[Bluebottle]

Beginners be blowed. It takes someone with experience to win and hold on to it ... like MEEEEE!!!!!! :win2:

[Lord Destroyer]

That's where you're wrong!

:win1: :win2: :win1: :win2:

[Lotus666]

OH no, we're not... :p

[Lord Destroyer]

What's this "we" garbage?

You ain't royalty, and you ain't winning! :p :p :p

[Roz]

Are you really sure that you want to provoke her? She could have TB delete all your posts...then you wouldn't even come in second...WE all know you won't be winning. :wicked:

[Lord Destroyer]

Speak for yourself. :p :p :p

[Lotus666]

:laugh: We shall be merciful...we shall just nick off with yer win! :halo:

[Lord Destroyer]

And I'm taking it back, see? :p :p :p

[Bluebottle]

No, I don't see a thing!

[Lord Destroyer]

That's because I was far away with the win while you stood there gawking!

[Bluebottle]

So you're too far away to see me winning??

I SAY ... So YOU'RE TOO FAR AWAY To SEE ME WINNING!!!


:trick:

[Lord Destroyer]

:feck:

Scream all you want - I still have the win!

[Lotus666]

*Screams til LD's ears bleed, and whilst he covers his head with his hands...I nick the win that drops!*

:wicked: Too easy...

[Roz]

Hahaha :laugh:

[Lotus666]

:D I thank you...

[Lord Destroyer]

...For making her lose because she was screaming at a hologram of me! :p :p

[Lotus666]

The win SHALL be mine...oh yes... :yes:

[sweety]

My first post since i rejoined and oh look I WIN!!!!!!!!!!



(hello again by the way!)

[Lotus666]

Hi ya, Sweety - welcome back. Yes, you DID win...until I posted! ;)

[Bluebottle]

Ooohhh I like that "Feck Off" smilie. It looks amost as useful as the :spam: one. I'll have to use it a lot more - especially on my way to the win again.

:feck: :feck: :feck: :feck:

[Lotus666]

:no: Not fecking off when I clearly have the win! :p

[Roz]

You mean I do

[Lotus666]

Nooooo, I know what I mean, and I mean to have the win! :win3:

[Lord Destroyer]

And it's something you'll never have as long as I'm around! :snub :snub

[Lotus666]

:laugh: I see you found some new smilies then...

[Lord Destroyer]

:feck:

Damn straight I did - and damn straight I win!

[Lotus666]

Wrong! :trick:

[Lord Destroyer]

Well, isn't that cute... :laugh:

BUT IT'S WRONG!!![/Mr. H from 2 Stupid Dogs]

[Lotus666]

Two wrongs don't mean a win, Mister! :p

[Lord Destroyer]

In your case, that's true! :p :p :p

[Roz]

:whoop:

this one may be my new favorite... and now I have the win.

[Lord Destroyer]

Hate to rain on your parade...but that is not true.

[Lotus666]

Well, it IS raining, but not on my parade as I have the win again. :nana:

[Bluebottle]

Let it rain - I have my trusty umbrella anyway! :p

[Roz]

But can it survive the British summer weather?

[Lotus666]

Possibly. Where Blue lives, it CAN be pretty much "Brit" weather at times! :laugh:

[Bluebottle]

Our Summer weather would melt you Brits, let alone your umbrellas!! My boss arrived from England in January just as we had a heatwave of 45 degree days for a couple of weeks.

Does this mean I win? I should win on "one-upmanship" anyway!! ;) ;)

[Lord Destroyer]

And while you're one-upping everybody else, I'll grab the win!

:win2: :win1:

[Lotus666]

45! :eek: You can certainly keep that one, thanks. Am quite satisfied with the weather here. :p

Oh...that, and the win!

[Roz]

I'll take the win now thanks, and I'd love it if Britain reached 45. Actually I'd settle for 30 and no cloud cover, preferably for a week long stretch so I can sit in the garden and bake.

[Lord Destroyer]

*Grabs the win while Roz bakes*

[Lotus666]

:no: No win for you...and no, you don't want 45 degrees, Roz - trust me on this one!

[Lord Destroyer]

I do win, ya Soup Nazi wannabe... :p :p

[Lotus666]

:whoop: You think? :nana:

[Roz]

:awww: But I don't like the cold! I can take the heat....and the win

[Lotus666]

Sorry, but the heat's on and you're left out in the cold! ;) My win! :win3:

[Roz]

*sniff* I nearly used that smiley...but I thought it might be a bit premature. :D

[Lotus666]

Pipped at the post, Roz...pip pip, ol' bean... ;)

[Roz]

I think there is still a bit of time left to snag back the win

[Lotus666]

Maybe...and then again...maybe NOT! :no:

[Lord Destroyer]

*Snatches the win from the two win-crazed ladies*

[Roz]

too slow...

[Lotus666]

Who're you calling slow, Chicken Morengo? :laugh:

[Lord Destroyer]

I've seen snails with hemorrhoids move faster than you! :p :p

[Roz]

both of you obviously as yet again I've stolen the win :D

[Lotus666]

Who you calling slow, oh Snail Racer?! :slow: :p

Roz, the only thing you've stolen is 2nd place. :bad:

[Roz]

Looks like first to me...

[Lotus666]

You...again? :roz:

[Roz]

:roz: yup

[Lotus666]

hehehe...so, you want the win, eh?

[Lord Destroyer]

Go ahead...make my day. [/Dirty Harry] :woo:

[Lotus666]

That's a :snub :no:

[Lord Destroyer]

/me :woo: Lotty

Punkette wasn't feelin' lucky... :p :p

[Lotus666]

WOOOHOOOOOO! :woot: 1001 posts now, LD - you did it! :yip:

[Lord Destroyer]

1,003 now...and I'm still winning! :p :p

[Lotus666]

Well, you can't win 'em all... :p

[Lord Destroyer]

Sez you... :snub

[Roz]

Says me, I win again

[Lotus666]

You back here? You've got a long way to go to 1000, Roz... :D

[Lord Destroyer]

The both of you stopped at a Whammy!

Voice: Spell "loser".
Whammy: Loser. Y...O...U... LOSER!!

[Roz]

I'm not sure I ever made it to 1000 before the crash, but trying to win this is certainly helping the post count this time around

[Lord Destroyer]

I'm certain you cleared 666 before the big crash, Roz - but 1,000? I'm not sure.

But I am sure of one thing - I'M WINNING! :yes: :nana:

[Bluebottle]

Boy this must be a disappointment to you .. you're not winning any more! :p

[Lotus666]

Yes, BLUEY - this must be an even BIGGER disappointment to YOU as YOU'RE not winning any more either! :nana:

[Roz]

Oh dear Lotty you must feel even worse now that I'm winning.

[Lotus666]

Dreadful...that is to say...I was...until I posted! :see:

[Lord Destroyer]

Even more dreadful given the fact I swiped the win while you were gloating! :win1: :win1:

[Lotus666]

Hang on, I'll just gloat (and win) some more, shall I? :wicked: :see:

[Lord Destroyer]

You gloat, I'll win! :p :p :p

[sweety]

everyone can keep gloating but I'M WINNING!

[Lord Destroyer]

*Sics the Fail Whale on Sweety*

:win1: :win2: :nana: :win1: :win2: :nana:

[Lotus666]

hehehe...Fail Whale eh? LD...you've not been...Twittering...at all, have you? :sus:

[Lord Destroyer]

That's for me to know and you to find out. :p :p

Oh, and I'm still winning! :win1: :win1:

[Roz]

not anymore you're not.

[sweety]

i went to the zoo... but there were no whales there!

my win!

[Lotus666]

No fail whales at the zoo? What IS the world coming to? :p

[Bluebottle]

Bears!

(I win!)

[sweety]

there were bears!
and lotus the world is going to the dogs!


me win!

[Lotus666]

Luckily you didn't say "The Win is Mine" because we all know what happens then... ;)

[sweety]

ummm nope i dont know what happens when i say that phrase!

me wins yet again, i'm sooooooo goood at this!

[Lord Destroyer]

ummm nope i dont know what happens when i say that phrase!

*Slimes Sweety*

And you lose while you're covered with that stuff!

:win1: :win1:

[Roz]

I guess that means I win instead

[sweety]

hey i didnt say it!
but now i remember......and i like slime! i also like jelly......


and how can i loose when i have the win?

[Bluebottle]

Sorry but your grip on the win is too loose so you lose!

:win1:

[Lotus666]

You're one to talk, Mr Butterfingers. Win is in MY grasp now! :nana:

[sweety]

nope your wrong lotus, its in my hands now!

[Lord Destroyer]

Not for long - I greased the win so it slips out of your hands and I grab it while it's not in anybody's possession! :win1: :win1:

[sweety]

why did i start giggling at the word "greased"?????

oops looks like you used too much grease n it slips out of your hands n back into mine

[Lotus666]

Did you say "MINE"? :boom: :wicked:

*Uses sandpaper gloves to grip the win after it slides out of Sweety's clutches!*

[Bluebottle]

Gotta watch those :boom:s!

I'll take care of that win again, though.

:win2:

[Lotus666]

No thanks, it's alright...I've got it! :p

[Roz]

I think it might be safer with me

[Lotus666]

No, I think I can look after it, thanks for offering! :D

[Lord Destroyer]

You're both wrong!

The win is a lot safer with me! :win1: :win2:

[Roz]

No, I think I have to insist it stays with me

[Lotus666]

A shame I had to come along and nick it then, innit? :D

[Bluebottle]

While Roz contemplates speculating about thinking of winning, and Lotus shames herself by nicking it, not to mention the unspeakable LD and his idea of keeping something "safe", I'll take the responsible attitude and keep it very safely in my possession!!

;)

[Roz]

:laugh: nice

[Lotus666]

:snub: The very IDEA! Me shaming myself? Hardly - it's my win! :p

[sweety]

its my win!
it told me it wants to stay with me so you lot can all leave me and the win alone!!!

[Roz]

Sorry, but no

[Lord Destroyer]

That's right - it still belongs to me!

:win1: :win2: :nana: :win1: :win2: :nana:

[Bluebottle]

Not so cocky, my good man!

:nana: :p

[Roz]

...because the win is mine

[sweety]

well i'm just gunna take my win and go home.....

[Lotus666]

*COUGH* WHO'S win? :p

[sweety]

sorry lotus have you got wax in your ears?
i said "MY WIN"

[Lord Destroyer]

Sorry, but this win's nachos. (Not yo's)

:win1: :win1: :win1:

[Bluebottle]

I'll see your nachos and up the ante to two yos - a yo yo!! ;)

:win1:

[Lotus666]

Dunno about yo-yos...but you two are looking like a right pair of dodos as NEITHER of you have the win - I DO! :nana:

[Lord Destroyer]

Too bad your claim to the win is as extinct as the dodo!

:nana: :nana: :nana:

[Bluebottle]

... but not the yo yo!

;)

[Lotus666]

Who yo? :p

[Roz]

too many yo's around here, must be time for me to steal the win again

[Lord Destroyer]

*Hides the win on me*

What win? :win1: :win2:

[Bluebottle]

This win!

:win1:

or this one?

:win2:

[Lotus666]

THIS one! :win3: :p

[Lord Destroyer]

Too bad it's not the real one! :p :p

:win1: :win2:

[Bluebottle]

Too bad you have the real forgery! :p

[Lotus666]

*Forges ahead and runs off with the real win yet again!*

:nana:

[Lord Destroyer]

*Trips Lotty, grabs the real win, then runs off with it!*

Have a nice TRIP, see ya next FALL! :nana: :nana:

[Lotus666]

OH no you don't.

*Grabs LD around the ankles, and trips him up as well, then scrabbles over the top of him and scarpers with the win!*

NOT so fast, Sunny Jim! :p

[Lord Finisher]

*swoops down and yoinks win, scuttering off via jetpack*

GANK! My win! (=3)

[Bluebottle]

Jetpacks don't always work well!!! Better put that fire on your tail out! Meanwhile, I'll take that win again.

:nana:

[Lotus666]

In a pig's ear you'll have that win! :ns: hehehe... :wicked:
(PS...new smilies!)

[Bluebottle]

Hands Lottie a pigs ear and takes the win! :p

[Lotus666]

:fpig: Pig flew off with the win and dropped it in my lap! :D

[Bluebottle]

Take another look - that wasn't the win it dropped in your lap! Puts clothes peg on nose.

I have the win right here and now!

:win2:

[Lord Destroyer]

Not anymore you don't!

:win2: :win2: :win2:

[Bluebottle]

Look again!

:win2::win2::win2::win2::win2:

[Lord Destroyer]

Get your eyes checked, chump.

:win2: :win2: :win2: :win2: :win2: :win2: :win2: :win2: :win2: :win2:

[Lotus666]

:laugh: While you two bozos are playing weight lifting with fake wins...I'll just nip in with the real one!

:win1: :win3: :win1:

[Lord Destroyer]

I had the real win all along - you ran off with a fake!

Looks like you need to get your eyes checked - either that or get a job as a sports referee or umpire.

[Bluebottle]

:p :p :p

[Lotus666]

OI! Sneak thief...that's MY win you're parading around in! Give it back this instant...THIS INSTANT, I say... :p

[Lord Destroyer]

*Swipes the win from Bluey and dodges Lotty's bitch boots*

Fast as fast can be, you can never catch me! [/Jackalope from America's Funniest People]

[Bluebottle]

I don't have to be fast - haven't you ever heard of thehare and the tortoise?? The tortoise (ME!!) wins every time!

:win1:

[Lord Destroyer]

This is not a case of slow and steady winning the race, chump.

:win1: :win1:

[Lord Finisher]

*swoops in on a jetpack*

YOINK!

:)

[Bluebottle]

Throws a football (a proper round one!!! ;) ) into the jet air intake.

I'll have that win, thanks! :D

[Lord Destroyer]

*Grabs the win off LF before Bluey could*

INTERCEPTED!! He's at the 40... the 30... the 20... the 10... TOUCHDOWN!! THE CROWD GOES WILD!!

:pom: :pom: :pom:

:win3: