Reasons Never to Cheat on Your Wife

[Lotus666]

Man's Genitals Super-Glued to his Stomach! (http://news.msn.co.nz/article.aspx?id=845652)

:wicked: Serves the rotten so-so right! :laugh: Post any revenge stories you've heard here...

[Roz]

I'm not sure that should be an arrestable offense, he was only getting what he deserved. And really, if three women you had been sleeping with all invited you somewhere, wouldn't that be ever so slightly suspicious?

[Lotus666]

I'm sure he was big-headed enough to believe they wanted to "treat" him. They did THAT alright! :wicked:

[Roz]

Despite the criminal record, I bet all three think it was worth it.

[Lotus666]

I'm sure they do, too! :yes:

[Lord Finisher]

Assault? Pfft, that guy got what he deserved, he was a douche.

[Lord Destroyer]

Sheesh, and I thought John Wayne Bobbitt had it bad.

[twinklystarfangle]

Lol I could post mine but then some people would know who I am. But who needs to be married to get revenge I'm sure a few of you know the "chilli" story!!!

[Lotus666]

Do tell... :wicked: :laugh:

[Nixxi]

Oh yes, please do tell it sounds spicy!! "Hot" "Hot" :)

[twinklystarfangle]

Lol you two know too well you had the long and moaning emails :p

[Lotus666]

hehehe...well, tell the story again for the amusement of those new to the boards! ;)

[twinklystarfangle]

Lol can't chilli boy might read it :p

[Lotus666]

Fairy 'nuff... :D