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Exile
17-11-09, 02:15 AM
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.


The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Lord Destroyer
17-11-09, 04:19 AM
:lol: :laugh:

OMG...

Lotus666
17-11-09, 11:00 AM
iTit!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Conjures up some bizarre images to mind...ie, a guy with a woman slung over his shoulder, with his ear pressed to her boobs! Brings a whole new meaning to the term "Boom Box"! :wicked:

Nick Zbu
18-11-09, 12:28 AM
Imagine what an Apple-crafted breast would look like. You'd have to press on the areola a few times just to get anything to show up, and you'd need to spend an extra $200 just to get a fucking screen....

And the newer ones? ALWAYS SMALLER!! What the hell???

Lotus666
14-12-09, 12:43 PM
Guess you could always give it a silicone injection... ;)