Macho Britain!

[Nick Zbu]

Last night I caught the episode of Family Guy that has Peter playing football in Britain. Sadly, as with most American programs, they portray English men as pansies, wimps, and weak. Since we all know this is an obvious lie (which ignores the reality that English men are hardcore mofos), let us give examples of how the British aren't wimps.

Case in point:

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/8/0/3/1803.jpg?v=1

Now THAT'S hardcore.

[Lotus666]

:yes: Agreed...

[Nick Zbu]

That's fucking hilarious. In fact, if there was YouTube video, I would want to see it.

[Lotus666]

It'd be pretty dang kewl indeed... :cool:

[Nick Zbu]

Well, outside of Jason Statham, I'm finished. ;)

[Lotus666]

You sure about that? :D

[Exile]

Now THAT'S hardcore.

You reckon? He tore the tendons in his foot...what a pussy.

[Lotus666]

:laugh: Well, we can't ALL be as tough and macho as you, Exile dear... ;)

[Exile]

Well, let's think this through...

The terrorist is on fire. Somebody kicks him in the balls and the kicker tears the tendons in his foot.

Now, THAT TERRORIST is the tough hombre, if you ask me.

[Lotus666]

Depends on whether he took it like a man or went down like a heap of spuds in screaming wussy agony! I think the latter myself... :p

[Nick Zbu]

Well, let's think this through...

The terrorist is on fire. Somebody kicks him in the balls and the kicker tears the tendons in his foot.

Now, THAT TERRORIST is the tough hombre, if you ask me.

From what I gather, the terrorists planned to drive a car into an airport so they could detonate it. Sadly, they didn't take into consideration the concrete poles that lined the front of the terminal, which stopped the car dead. Faced with an issue, they decided to get out of the car and start fights with random people while on fire, leading to the ball-kicking.

So not only did the guy who did the ball-kicking tear tendons in his foot, he managed not to get burned either. That's impressive.